The Karmine Chronicles
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07:57 [RtEy2] .
08:06 [karmine] .
08:08 [roblimo]
08:11 [RtEy2] .....
09:12 [copland-ij] hmmm no reverse :(
09:16 [Tak] test driving a car?
09:17 [copland-ij] no
09:17 [copland-ij] test seems to be the name of irssi for windows
09:17 [copland-ij] i have not been able to change it
09:17 [Tak] actually I was referring to "no reverse"
09:17 [copland-ij] oh
09:18 [copland-ij] no reverse on the ip yet
09:18 [copland-ij] so it shows test@weerobby.com
09:19 [copland-ij] or what ever .. usually your reverse shows you ips hostname.
09:19 [copland-ij] like perm.ij.net
09:21 [RtEy2] copland-ij: depends on which side is fetching the hostname
09:21 [copland-ij] irc cant find the host name but others can it is wierd
09:31 [karmine] ?
09:32 [copland-ij] about to restart now have ot move the modem over to the router
09:35 [karmine] zzzzzzzz
09:35 [karmine] anyone there?
09:36 [karmine] guess i might as well talk to a corpse
09:36 [RtEy2] probably not
09:36 [karmine] the secret service is watching me
09:37 [RtEy2] offer them cookies & milk
09:37 [karmine] no man
09:37 [karmine] this is serious
09:37 [Tak] I agree with RtEy2
09:37 [karmine] i tried to re-enlist
09:37 [Tak] or order them a pizza
09:38 [karmine] and the recruiter talked shit so i threatened him
09:38 [karmine] the police came
09:38 [karmine] then them
09:38 [RtEy2] then better yet, pull a prank on the guys watching you and order them 30 pizzas
09:38 [karmine] stop talking nonsense
09:38 [RtEy2] when they are fighting w/ the pizza man about not actually ordering the pizzas, stand infront of one of the cameras, waving and smiling
09:38 [Tak] threatening a recruiter is ... sensible
09:38 [karmine] have you heard anything aboutr mini-microchips being planted in people
09:39 [karmine] abou
09:39 [karmine] about
09:39 [karmine] he was a piece of shit anyway
09:39 [karmine] worthless staff sgt
09:39 [RtEy2] yeah... rfid chips and such, they already plant them in dogs to help identify them
09:39 [karmine] no smaller than that
09:39 [karmine] passable by syringe
09:39 [RtEy2] err, well, animals, and animal they can safely inject one into the scruff of the neck
09:39 [karmine] passable by syringe
09:40 [karmine] kind of like that 80's movie where the dude was shrunk into a vessel to explore the human body
09:41 [karmine] and passed into the bloodstream with a needle
09:41 [Tak] so you're saying the secret service injected you with rick moranis?
09:41 [karmine] know what i mean?
09:41 [karmine] ROFL
09:41 [karmine] tak your an asshole
09:41 [Tak] yes, I'm sorry
09:41 [Tak] actually my nick on yahoo is offensive_asshole_Tak
09:41 [karmine] but i have an unexplained sore on my left breast
09:41 [Tak] just to give people fair warning
09:41 [karmine] a lump
09:42 [Tak] time for a mammogram
09:42 [karmine] it was the day after
09:42 [RtEy2] well, it would make for one hell of a tempoary penile enhancement for the fraction of a second the sub returns to normal size
09:42 [karmine] i a man
09:42 [dylan] karmine: have you considered the possibility of breast cancer?
09:42 [karmine] i guess i cant get any reasonable responses
09:42 [dylan] men can get breast cancer.
09:42 [karmine] no, this was a pin prick
09:42 [RtEy2] nah.. it's too early fer reason...
09:42 [karmine] ive been in the military and had many needles jabbed
09:42 [dylan] I see...
09:42 [karmine] i know what they look like
09:43 [karmine] and this was one
09:43 [karmine] im scared
09:43 [dylan] well, for the sake of argument, I'd say such tiny microchips exist. Now, the issue is, do you really mind that they're
tracking your every move?
09:43 [karmine] im scared to fucking talk to you
09:44 [RtEy2] time for the tinfoil hats
09:44 [karmine] this isnt attack of the space mutants
09:44 [karmine] dylan yes i do
09:44 [dylan] I always feel safe having the Government watch me.
09:44 [RtEy2] wrap your body in tinfoil and prevent the signals from leaking out of your body
09:44 [karmine] i dont trust out govt.
09:44 [Tak] why not goto the doctor and have them check it out?
09:45 [karmine] tin foil doesnt do shit man
09:45 [RtEy2] cause the doctors are paid by the goverment
09:45 [karmine] come on be real
09:45 [Tak] heh
09:45 [Tak] if doctors were paid by the govt, we wouldn't have such a healthcare crisis
09:45 [karmine] ill cut it out right now if i have to
09:45 [RtEy2] karmine: ok, steal a few lead based xray from the dentists & doctors and make yourself a lead suit
09:45 [karmine] only some doctors are paid by the govt
09:45 [Tak] karmine: that would be a bit drastic
09:45 [RtEy2] lead based xray protection vests
09:45 [karmine] only some doctors are paid by the govt
09:46 [karmine] and they are always military doctors
09:46 [karmine] and most usually captains
09:46 [karmine] CO's
09:47 [karmine] they get paid a lot for very little work
09:47 [karmine] thats why sergeants hate being called SIR
09:47 [dylan] sounds like any doctor.
09:47 [karmine] sergeants work for their money
09:48 [karmine] they go to the frontlines
09:48 [karmine] while the CO's stay in the bases
09:48 [karmine] any NCO hates being called sir
09:49 [karmine] any branch
09:49 [dylan] they really hate being called Madam Godiva.
09:49 [karmine] yaya
09:49 [karmine] no wondr i feel out of place amongst you
09:49 [karmine] im never taken seriously
09:49 [dylan] I never take anything seriously.
09:50 [dylan] Not even my own mother. :)
09:50 [RtEy2] hmm... well we could upgrade karmine's mind and skillz
09:50 [karmine] im a trained killer dylan
09:50 [karmine] my mind is stuck in the 90's
09:50 [karmine] im a sniper
09:50 [karmine] thats all i know
09:51 [karmine] and basic comps
09:51 [karmine] well intermediate
09:51 [karmine] my linux sucks
09:51 [RtEy2] hmm... lets grind some cooking skills into karmine
09:51 [karmine] i know bare basics
09:51 [karmine] i am a cook too
09:52 [karmine] ive worked 6 years in restaraunts
09:52 [RtEy2] right and after a few weeks of hours of learning how to mix water & flour, every thing else should become easier just like in the video games
09:52 [karmine] i forget your name
09:52 [karmine] but i will cook you the best steak
09:52 [karmine] fish
09:52 [karmine] chili
09:52 [karmine] anything
09:52 [karmine] ever
09:53 [karmine] chili an steaks are my specialty
09:53 [RtEy2] hey, karmine; whats yer last name?
09:54 [karmine] you havent learned?
09:54 [karmine] you dont know my real name lol
09:54 [RtEy2] nope, never inquired previously
09:54 [Tak] I don't know it either
09:54 [karmine] id rather be known by my handle
09:54 [RtEy2] I know people by their IRC names, and thats abou tit
09:54 [karmine] tak
09:54 * Tak shrugs
09:54 [karmine] which one are you
09:55 [Tak] I'm Levi
09:55 [karmine] i know people by face
09:55 [karmine] yetr i know his face
09:55 [Tak] in that case you're screwed
09:55 [Tak] because you've never met me
09:55 [karmine] i remember the cute girl with the baby
09:55 [karmine] hmmmm
09:55 [Tak] that's dylan
09:55 [karmine] thats her?
09:55 [Tak] no, I'm kidding
09:56 [karmine] i will kill you for lying:)
09:56 * RtEy2 claps for no apparent reason
09:56 [karmine] lol
09:56 [Tak] eh, I had a good run
09:56 [karmine] no im too out of place of this group
09:57 [RtEy2] not really
09:57 [karmine] well i could use...well i cant say use
09:57 [karmine] yetr
09:57 [karmine] whats your handle
09:57 [RtEy2] We have another guy who attends a few meeting every now and then, and all he does is troll for information because he is too lazy to use google
09:58 [karmine] nop real names ver
09:58 [karmine] no
09:58 [karmine] ever
09:58 [RtEy2] you could just check my /whoie
09:58 [RtEy2] whois
09:58 [karmine] or you could tell me
09:58 [karmine] instead of wasting my time
09:59 [RtEy2] but using /whois is easier because I'm not entirely sure what you were wanting
09:59 * karmine smirks
09:59 [karmine] i want your alias
09:59 [karmine] you know mine
09:59 [RtEy2] I pretty much use RtEy
09:59 [dylan] RtEy2 is his alias.
09:59 [karmine] i dont like using his real name
10:00 [RtEy2] RtEy2, RtEyG, RtEyS, RtEy1, RtEy3, RtEy2 Von Fudrot
10:00 [karmine] the W
10:00 [karmine] my old alias was Spawn
10:00 [karmine] many years ago
10:00 [RtEy2] If we can't see an emerging pattern, I'm gona have to thwap someone a few times w/ my heaviest manual
10:01 [karmine] willy
10:02 [copland] can any one see http://209.216.65.10
10:02 [RtEy2] I usually make it a habit of not responding to the usual set of nicknames of 'william'
10:02 [copland] sorry
10:02 [copland] http://209.216.65.11
10:03 [RtEy2] copland: I find port 80 open on that IP address
10:03 [copland] which one
10:03 [copland] 10 or 11
10:04 [RtEy2] 209.216.65.11
10:04 [RtEy2] 209.216.65.11
10:04 [copland] ok does the page come up
10:04 [RtEy2] duno, havn't checked..
10:05 [copland] could you it just one line of text
10:05 [copland] wit ha small image
10:05 [Tak] image?
10:05 [copland] far from intensive
10:05 * Tak is suddenly wary
10:05 [copland] appleshare ip logo
10:05 [copland] it is a inside joke
10:06 [RtEy2] god damnit something is hammering my internet connection hard
10:14 [RtEy2] wee
10:46 [yubimusubi] blah, can't find any batch scripts to change proxy in IE...
10:46 [RtEy2] hmm
10:48 [yubimusubi] ssh tunneling...I'd like an automated way to change my socks proxy...