The Karmine Chronicles
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09:07 [karmine] yetr
09:08 [RtEy2] Hiya karmine!
09:08 [karmine] sup
09:08 [RtEy2] nothing much
09:08 [RtEy2] changing my desktop distribution from Gentoo to suSE
09:08 [RtEy2] SuSE
09:08 [karmine] ive almost mastered psi
09:08 [karmine] hehe
09:08 [RtEy2] psi?
09:09 [karmine] psionic control of my body
09:09 [RtEy2] ahhh
09:09 [RtEy2] moving shit with your mind kind of stuff?
09:09 [karmine] no
09:09 [RtEy2] reading people's thoughts
09:09 [RtEy2] ?
09:09 [karmine] just making my body do things i want it to
09:10 [karmine] using my mind
09:10 [RtEy2] really? like what? can you run really really fast now?
09:10 [karmine] not that kind of junk
09:10 [karmine] im talking normal day to day
09:11 [RtEy2] I've got it! you can hold an errection for longer than 4 hours?
09:11 [karmine] it began with controlling anxiety and depression
09:11 [karmine] now i can control hunger
09:11 [RtEy2] really? sweet
09:11 [karmine] sick feelings
09:11 [RtEy2] kinda wish I could control my hunger, I could stand to lose some weight
09:12 [karmine] and ive always held erections for longer than 4 hours
09:12 [karmine] except in my dreams ive had lately
09:12 [karmine] all apocalyptical
09:12 [karmine] its scaring me
09:12 [RtEy2] impitence problems in your dreams? that kinda sucks
09:12 [karmine] no
09:12 [karmine] the end of the world
09:13 [karmine] the sun exploding
09:13 [karmine] mass tidal waves
09:13 [karmine] rain of fireballs
09:13 [RtEy2] aww... exploding sun isn't high on my list of favorote ways to die
09:13 [karmine] those are my dreams now
09:13 [RtEy2] or fireballs for that matter
09:13 [RtEy2] so, the karmine can see the future?
09:14 [karmine] these dreams are becoming common
09:14 [karmine] but i doubt it
09:14 [karmine] just my fears becoming sub-reality in my dreams
09:15 [RtEy2] I think they have medication for that now
09:15 [karmine] rofl
09:15 [RtEy2] what?
09:15 [karmine] think i dont have it now?
09:15 [karmine] id rather think than be blinded
09:15 [RtEy2] dunno... I'm not a level 4 psychic yet
09:16 [karmine] i dont like those drugs
09:16 [RtEy2] really? why not? what ever did those drugs do to you to cause you not to like them?
09:16 [karmine] i have to write a virus to kill our govt's nukes before the world ends
09:17 [RtEy2] what about russia's nukes?
09:17 [RtEy2] united kingdom's nukes
09:17 [RtEy2] china
09:17 [karmine] russians dont care about us
09:17 [karmine] they are worried about china
09:17 [RtEy2] I think there are some other nations with nuclear technology
09:17 [karmine] they are close
09:18 [karmine] the closer they are the more dangerous
09:18 [RtEy2] I thought closeness diddn't matter with InterContential Ballistic Missles
09:18 [karmine] oh believe me
09:18 [karmine] when you have anti
09:18 [karmine] it does
09:19 [RtEy2] so.. what has the karmine been up to lately? tried signing back up for military service again?
09:19 [karmine] i did
09:19 [karmine] but they are afraid of me
09:19 [RtEy2] got the police called out on you again?
09:20 [karmine] nah
09:20 [karmine] SS
09:20 [RtEy2] ohh... so the secret service is trailing you again
09:20 [karmine] no
09:20 [karmine] i called my old CO
09:20 [karmine] and they are watching me
09:21 [karmine] police mean nothing
09:21 [RtEy2] oh, so they are still watching you since the last time?
09:21 [karmine] i bet they are
09:22 [karmine] i shouldnt come here anymore
09:22 [RtEy2] why not?
09:22 [karmine] could have you in trouble
09:22 [karmine] you guys are experts
09:22 [RtEy2] bleh.. not to worried about 'trouble'
09:23 [karmine] so you could hack the nsa
09:23 [RtEy2] I forget, what are we experts of again?
09:23 [karmine] and get out
09:23 [karmine] no trace
09:25 [karmine] you all are good
09:25 [karmine] but not that good
09:25 [RtEy2] oh, why do you say we arn't the best of the best? have you found someone else better than us?
09:27 [karmine] i know some
09:27 [RtEy2] really? do you think they'd be willing to share some tips with us? we're always eager to learn more efficent hacking methods
09:29 [karmine] efnet
09:29 [karmine] #linuxgeneration
09:29 [karmine] #2600
09:29 [karmine] LG is good
09:29 [karmine] real people
09:29 [RtEy2] gimmie a minute to connect
09:30 [karmine] they are prolly idling
09:30 [RtEy2] oh, really?
09:30 [RtEy2] nut bunnies
09:30 [karmine] most of them are IT;s
09:30 [karmine] linux guru's
09:30 [karmine] all flavors
09:31 [RtEy2] you mean distributions, righthmm
09:32 [karmine] yes
09:34 [RtEy2] how is the snake?
09:38 [RtEy2] ?
09:38 * RtEy2 pokes the karmine
09:38 [karmine] pissed off
09:38 [karmine] i think
09:39 [karmine] hes calm atm
09:39 [karmine] he fasted for 2 months
09:39 [karmine] now i guess hes ready to eat again
09:39 [RtEy2] thats always good
09:44 [RtEy2] anything else new to the karmine's life style?
09:46 [karmine] i only jerk off every other day
09:47 [dylan] That's... nice...
09:47 [karmine] watch dbz?
09:47 [dylan] Sure.
09:47 [dylan] It's fun.
09:47 [RtEy2] nah... dbz ruins anime
09:47 [karmine] lol
09:48 [RtEy2] dylan: only because you like to watch grown men grunt and groan
09:48 [karmine] nm
09:48 [karmine] im going to eat
09:48 [karmine] gn
09:48 [RtEy2] good night?
09:50 [karmine] ja
09:50 [karmine] guten nacht
09:50 [RtEy2] cool
09:50 [karmine] mein freund
09:50 [karmine] auf wiedersehen
09:50 [RtEy2] good night :)
09:50 [karmine] ich liebe dick mein bruder
09:50 [karmine] dich blah ja