The Karmine Chronicles
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--- Log opened, Tue Jun 13
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01:28 [jasonfm] ipv6?
01:29 [karmine] ?
01:29 [karmine] ya
01:31 [yubimusubi] oh how bout that...wonder why I never noticed that before
01:31 [jasonfm] why dont you spoof that shit?
01:32 [yubimusubi] karmine: what are the benefits of using ipv6?
01:32 [jasonfm] spoofing makes it spiffy :P
01:32 [yubimusubi] hm...that reminds me, I need to spoof mine
01:32 [karmine] exactly.
01:33 [karmine] id like to see 99% of IRC try to resolve my ip
01:33 [jasonfm] hahahaa
01:34 [karmine] people use TOS too
01:34 [karmine] errr
01:34 [karmine] TOR
01:35 [karmine] me i got through a bouncer and a tunneler
01:35 [karmine] go
01:35 [yubimusubi] TOR is short for Trogdor, right?
01:35 [jasonfm] well no shit
01:35 [jasonfm] its gotta be done none the less
01:35 [karmine] wonder if one could ipv6 over that
01:36 [yubimusubi] what, trogdor?
01:36 [yubimusubi] he probably does do ipv6 -- too cool for ipv4
01:38 [karmine] so how was osaka
01:39 [yubimusubi] Ah, it was fun :)
01:39 [yubimusubi] mayanami wa boku aishiteru desu ne!
01:40 [karmine] bukakke?
01:40 [karmine] sorry i know practically no words in japanese
01:40 [yubimusubi] ah...right
01:40 [karmine] only shashimi (chinese maybe?) and onigiri
01:40 [yubimusubi] I said that chick mayanami really digs me :)
01:42 [yubimusubi] onigiri -- oishii desu ne
01:42 [yubimusubi] of course, as a vegetarian, I can't eat the onigiri that
has fish
01:43 [yubimusubi] karmine: so do you even use linux?
01:43 [karmine] ya
01:43 [karmine] was having problems but yetr came over and fixed it
01:43 [yubimusubi] ah
01:43 [karmine] RtEy2 is completely insane for going to someone's house
01:45 [jasonfm] karamine, im sure that if someone has ipv6 libs, and package
01:45 [karmine] yes
01:46 [karmine] but most windows script kiddies (99% of irc) wouldnt know where to start
01:46 [yubimusubi] hm...it's just...I've seen you on this channel lately and you tend not to talk about linux...thought it
was kinda weird considering this *is* a linux channel :)
01:46 [karmine] i hard ever see any linux talk in here:O
01:46 [karmine] let alone any talk at all
01:47 [yubimusubi] that's cause you're only on at...well what time is it in florida?
01:47 [yubimusubi] wait, you're usually here in the early evening, like around 7-ish
01:48 [jasonfm] karamine, any linux talk?
01:48 [jasonfm] are you in here often?
01:48 [jasonfm] or just at 2 in the morning :P
01:49 [karmine] usually at 2 in the morning till like whenever
01:49 [yubimusubi] oh it's 2am there?
01:49 [jasonfm] where you located?
01:49 [yubimusubi] hm...so that makes it, what an 11 hour difference?
01:49 [karmine] almost
01:49 [yubimusubi] no 13
01:50 [yubimusubi] I'm 13 hours /ahead/ of you guys
01:51 * jasonfm slaps karamines file on the table
01:51 [jasonfm] now..
01:51 [jasonfm] you say youve been in jail?
01:53 [karmine] who me?
01:54 [jasonfm] whoelses file do i have in hand :P
01:54 [karmine] howd you get that, i thought i cleared my record
01:54 [jasonfm] clearing doesnt matter
01:54 [jasonfm] i got the old one right here :D
01:55 [yubimusubi] karmine: you mean you don't remember?
01:55 [jasonfm] i wanna hear your story :)
01:55 [karmine] uhhh, i didn't do it
01:55 [karmine] no comment.
01:55 [jasonfm] pleaing the 5th so soon :))
01:55 [jasonfm] GUILTY!!!
01:55 [yubimusubi] yea, what's up with that?
01:55 [jasonfm] brb
01:55 [karmine] it's my word against hers!
01:56 [karmine] she was on top!
01:56 [karmine] she had the gun!
01:56 [yubimusubi] hm...that's not what we heard last time
01:57 [jasonfm] whos this girl we speak of?
01:58 [karmine] plead the 5th
01:58 [jasonfm] some whore you decided to slap and git r done?
01:58 [jasonfm] ya know...
01:58 [yubimusubi] jasonfm: heheh, looks like he's doing what he did last time
01:58 [jasonfm] that only makes ya more guilty
02:00 [jasonfm] you were a sniper, correct?
02:00 [jasonfm] im intrested in stealth training like that, could you tell me a lil more about your experience?
02:02 [karmine] hunting teaches you
02:02 [karmine] if you can hide from animals
02:03 [karmine] you can hide from anything except like thermal goggles lol
02:03 [karmine] its all about camo and not having a distinct human form
02:05 [yubimusubi] hm...I don't see that working in downtown Tokyo
02:05 [jasonfm] lotta animals
02:05 [jasonfm] tell me..
02:05 [jasonfm] were you trying to hide?
02:06 [jasonfm] or was she a victim
02:06 [karmine] reminds me of a time before i went into the military...my friends old man use to take care of mentally
challenged people. one day we were making guillie suits and talking about a sniper book where some snipers
crap in their pants to remain hidden. we played hide and seek with the guillie suits and this one tard
crapped his pants so he didnt have to get up
02:07 [karmine] lol, if you dont hide you went see an animal long enough to shoot it
02:08 [yubimusubi] what's a guillie suit?
02:08 [jasonfm] exactly
02:08 [jasonfm] im asking which direction
02:12 [karmine] dont understand the question
02:12 [jasonfm] ipv6 tunnel time out yet?
02:12 [yubimusubi] rofl, major ricer alert: http://bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=74072
02:12 [jasonfm] yubi, gimme some bandwith
02:12 [karmine] and the suit is made to hide the human form
02:13 [yubimusubi] jasonfm: what do you mean?
02:13 [karmine] you attach earthen materials to it like sticks moss etc to hide under
02:13 [yubimusubi] karmine: ah, gotcha
02:13 [jasonfm] so you were in a suit to hide your human form
02:13 [yubimusubi] karmine: ohhh, I've seen those
02:13 [jasonfm] and di that make her horny?
02:13 [karmine] Navy seal posters etc have guys in bushlike suits, thats one version
02:14 [karmine] make who horny
02:14 [jasonfm] the girl you say was on top
02:14 [jasonfm] DONT PLAY STUPID!
02:14 [jasonfm] ;p
02:15 [karmine] and your trying to flood my tunnel?
02:15 [jasonfm] paranoid?
02:15 [karmine] nah
02:15 [karmine] can get a new one within seconds
02:15 [yubimusubi] yay, renew IP :)
02:15 [jasonfm] and youll find yourself right back here :)
02:15 [karmine] just stop and restart the tunneler and i get a new IP
02:16 [jasonfm] in the interogation room
02:16 [karmine] helps with ban evasion
02:16 [jasonfm] welp
02:17 [jasonfm] not a whole lot join this chan with hexnames
02:18 [jasonfm] sweating under that suit a bit arent ya
02:18 [karmine] it would get hot
02:19 [karmine] especially made out of coveralls
02:19 [karmine] guillie tarp would be a little cooler since its burlap
02:20 [yubimusubi] ouch, and in iraq in the summer
02:20 [yubimusubi] man I feel bad for those guys
02:20 [yubimusubi] They're still in iraq right?
02:20 [karmine] ya;\
02:21 [karmine] its not even a war
02:21 [karmine] its an occupancy
02:21 [yubimusubi] right, well...that's good, I guess
02:23 [jasonfm] well, considering im in japan now, just got back..
02:23 [jasonfm] found your records..
02:24 [jasonfm] and your sitting htere waisting my time pleaing the fifth..
02:24 [jasonfm] i have no choice but to put you on trial
02:24 [karmine] come fight?
02:25 [jasonfm] i would consider getting a lawer
02:25 [jasonfm] im an investigator
02:25 [karmine] i got a lawyer
02:25 [karmine] one on each arm
02:25 [jasonfm] sounds like one to me
02:25 [jasonfm] got one arm?
02:25 [jasonfm] better keep it handy, or your gonna lose it
02:25 [yubimusubi] jasonfm: oh you're back in town?
02:25 * karmine Cove [00:58m/63Kbps/22KHz]
02:26 [jasonfm] yep
02:26 [yubimusubi] jasonfm: oh c'mon don't pursue a case against karmine .. IIRC, he said he served his time
02:26 [karmine] i served time for crimes i didnt commit too
02:26 [karmine] this state/county is crooked
02:27 [yubimusubi] hey, still sounds like what he said last time...
02:27 [jasonfm] which one is it?
02:27 [yubimusubi] also said his mates call him Dr. Von Spawn lol
02:27 [karmine] the jail is self-sufficient and all the money goes to the wardens bank account
02:27 [karmine] manatee county
02:28 [karmine] i dont really have "mates" anymore
02:28 [karmine] and Spawn is just an old alias people have known me as for a long time
02:28 [yubimusubi] Ah, lol
02:29 [yubimusubi] That's a comic book character, ain't it?
02:29 [jasonfm] this crime was recent karamine
02:30 [karmine] ya
02:30 [jasonfm] we found a dead whore in a downtown hotel two nights ago
02:30 [karmine] oh, im not aware of any recent crimes
02:31 [karmine] musta been the crack dealers next door
02:31 [jasonfm] our evidence team found your prints
02:31 [karmine] really?
02:31 [yubimusubi] wait, in japan?
02:31 [karmine] dont know how i cut the skin off my fingertips
02:31 [jasonfm] hair and tissue samples also
02:31 [karmine] plus im bald
02:31 [karmine] i nair my whole body
02:31 [yubimusubi] jasonfm: you sure you're wise in revealing this info to him outside of court?
02:32 [yubimusubi] karmine: do you also have an armadillo helmet?
02:32 [karmine] no, manatee skin
02:33 [karmine] yubi
02:33 [karmine] do they still make swords in japan
02:33 [yubimusubi] Ah, okay
02:33 [yubimusubi] um..it's a specialty department
02:33 [yubimusubi] Not many, only for hobbyists
02:34 [karmine] ;\
02:34 [yubimusubi] But the ones that are made are of the highest quality you've ever seen
02:34 [yubimusubi] (And yes, they would be deadly in battle)
02:34 [karmine] are only made in japan
02:34 [karmine] they make garbage in the states (novelty items made from movies)
02:35 [karmine] spend 100$+ on a katana/samurai that couldnt cut a cabbage
02:35 [yubimusubi] well that's not cool :/
02:35 [karmine] my old sensai was awarded an authentic
02:36 [karmine] i dont remember what its called, its a shorter version of the katana
02:36 [karmine] i should know but i have forgotten, sigh
02:37 [yubimusubi] watazaki
02:37 [yubimusubi] err.. watazashi
02:37 [karmine] wakizashi
02:37 [karmine] i think
02:37 [yubimusubi] yea, that's it :P
02:37 [karmine] id like to have a no-dachi
02:38 [yubimusubi] the accent here sometimes mixes 'k' and 't'
02:38 [yubimusubi] no-dachi are pretty :)
02:38 [karmine] like koreans with 'r' and 'L'
02:38 [karmine] "herro, welcome to..."
02:39 [karmine] it would be hard to wield a no-dachi
02:39 [karmine] well, back then when they didnt have lightweight metals
02:40 [karmine] but the thing would someone in two from top to bottom if it hit
02:40 [karmine] *cut
02:41 [yubimusubi] heheh
02:41 [jasonfm] karmine
02:41 [jasonfm] ya like porn?
02:41 [karmine] hmmm, i have to figure a way to trim a 750 mb file to burn to a 702 mb disk
02:41 [yubimusubi] imagine carrying one of those on the back of a horse
02:41 [karmine] i only got a couple mags
02:42 [jasonfm] and a computer
02:42 [jasonfm] :)
02:42 [karmine] stop trying to make me paranoid
02:42 [jasonfm] ?
02:42 [jasonfm] just asking a question
02:42 [jasonfm] dont get tense
02:43 [jasonfm] youll only come off as paranoid
02:43 [jasonfm] like wankin the yank?
02:44 [yubimusubi] jasonfm: that's not up to protocol....
02:44 [karmine] just dont want my porn stolen
02:44 [yubimusubi] karmine: lol
02:44 [karmine] but im behind a router and smoothwall
02:44 [karmine] so i have no fear
02:45 [yubimusubi] firewalls are cool
02:45 [yubimusubi] karmine: what firewall are you using?
02:45 [jasonfm] they can also be brought down
02:45 [karmine] depends
02:46 [karmine] i dont use mainstream stuff usuall
02:46 [karmine] only stuff to monitor traffic
02:46 [yubimusubi] like nmap?
02:46 [jasonfm] no
02:46 [jasonfm] packet monitors
02:46 [karmine] i got nmap
02:47 [karmine] dont use it much
02:47 [jasonfm] nmap is a port scanning utility
02:47 [yubimusubi] Ah, pf/iptables
02:47 [karmine] peerguardian is pretty good at keeping bad connections away
02:47 [jasonfm] although, you can trace with nmap
02:47 [karmine] can do a lot with nmap
02:47 [jasonfm] but its not constant
02:48 [karmine] nope
02:48 [yubimusubi] peer...peer? wtf? that's a windoze utility, ain't it?
02:48 [karmine] yup
02:48 [jasonfm] lol
02:48 [yubimusubi] I thought you said you use linux
02:48 [karmine] i am on windows right now
02:48 [yubimusubi] ohhh, alright
02:48 [yubimusubi] and you're downloading
02:48 [yubimusubi] from p2p
02:48 [karmine] nah
02:48 [yubimusubi] ?
02:49 [yubimusubi] IIRC, generally that's what peerguardian is used for
02:49 [karmine] pg isnt just for p2p
02:49 [karmine] its got a list of millions of IPs
02:49 [karmine] and blocks them
02:49 [yubimusubi] ah, right...it stops M$ from scanning your shit
02:49 [karmine] ms....govt....riaa etc
02:50 [karmine] of course its prolly got a backddor
02:50 [yubimusubi] I'm sure it does
02:50 [jasonfm] windows is one
02:51 * jasonfm nods
02:51 [karmine] he nods at himself
02:51 [karmine] lol
02:51 [yubimusubi] :)
02:51 [karmine] dont think that unix variants dont have them too, especially since its open source.
02:51 [jasonfm] cause im sure of it
02:51 * karmine nods
02:52 [karmine] microsoft does it intentionally.
02:52 [karmine] i hate tampa
02:53 [karmine] blah FL
02:53 [yubimusubi] heh, I remember that feeling
02:54 [karmine] i wanna move to norway
02:54 [karmine] maybe japan so i can learn how to fly (ninjas can fly)
02:54 [jasonfm] what sensai teaches you that?
02:54 [karmine] or maybe ill study with the flying nuns
02:55 [karmine] it was a joke
02:55 [yubimusubi] yea, I've seen one or two flying ninjas
02:55 [jasonfm] lol
02:55 [yubimusubi] they're fairly uncommon -- trained to keep their identities secret
02:55 [karmine] well they are assassins
02:56 [jasonfm] assasination
02:56 [karmine] and ones that fly can get busted especially, since they fly over their victims and drop poison bombs on them
02:56 [karmine] ricin and shit like that
02:56 [jasonfm] ever thought of assasinating the president?
02:56 [karmine] shh
02:57 [jasonfm] maybe...even gathering a leet group of hackers to take down the government?
02:57 [karmine] dont say such things
02:57 [karmine] group?
02:57 [jasonfm] usre
02:57 [jasonfm] sure
02:57 [karmine] id wouldnt settle for a group
02:57 [jasonfm] what would it take?
02:57 [karmine] an army
02:57 [jasonfm] in your opinion
02:58 [jasonfm] ok
02:58 [jasonfm] has it ever been a thought?
02:58 [karmine] nah
02:58 [jasonfm] really?
02:58 [jasonfm] hm
02:58 [karmine] really.
02:59 [yubimusubi] heh, that would be interesting
02:59 [jasonfm] sure would
02:59 [yubimusubi] buncha l33t h4xx0rz taking down the gov't
02:59 [karmine] it would prove to be quite difficult in these times
03:00 [yubimusubi] yea, what with the homeland security and shit
03:00 [karmine] and that large computer they have in area51
03:01 [karmine] what do they call it...
03:01 [yubimusubi] but I believe the CIA uses windoze
03:01 [karmine] the conspiracy theorists call it i forget
03:01 [jasonfm] karmine, think its possible?
03:01 [karmine] oh, the military uses windows too
03:01 [karmine] anythings possible with computers
03:01 [jasonfm] what a fuck up
03:01 [jasonfm] heh
03:02 [karmine] of course the company of the richest man on earth would donate to the govt to bypass certain laws he has been breaking for many years
03:02 [jasonfm] what part of the military uses windows?
03:02 [karmine] not on earth but
03:02 [karmine] i know the army does
03:03 [jasonfm] anywhere in central command?
03:03 [karmine] not sure about that
03:03 [karmine] but several army bases
03:03 [karmine] Home of the Infantry does.
03:03 [karmine] well home of the Infantry, Airborne and Rangers
03:05 [jasonfm] military invents unix...
03:05 [jasonfm] decides to use windows..
03:05 [jasonfm] i dont get it
03:07 [karmine] i bet the central comp uses unix
03:07 [karmine] but ive seen MS networks on base
03:07 [karmine] all branches most likely tie into the DOD
03:07 [karmine] then norad or w/e they call it
03:07 [yubimusubi] bleh, windoze will be their downfall
03:07 [karmine] the conspiracy theorists
03:08 [jasonfm] DOD invents tcp/ip
03:08 [yubimusubi] ehhh...either that or lighting a Tokyo Times on fire -- that wasn't a bright idea :/
03:10 [karmine] someone arsoned a newspaper over there?
03:10 [yubimusubi] err...no I accidentally lit one on fire, just now :/
03:11 [yubimusubi] ^-^;;
03:12 [karmine] how do you do something like that on accident
03:12 [karmine] its not like they are still using oil candles over there lol
03:13 [yubimusubi] heheh...let's just say newspaper != ashtray
03:15 [karmine] send me a pack of jap ciggs
03:15 [karmine] how much they cost....500 yen?
03:17 [yubimusubi] Actually Rin (the brand I smoke) can cost only 350
03:17 [yubimusubi] And Rin is an expensive brand
03:18 [karmine] what is 350 yen in us $
03:18 [yubimusubi] damn, it's changed so much since I was in the states...I'd have to look it up
03:23 [karmine] 3$
03:23 [karmine] thats cheap
03:24 [karmine] wonder why they dont go onto a smaller scaled monetary system in japan
03:24 [yubimusubi] why would they?
03:24 [karmine] a million $ is like 9k yen
03:25 [karmine] the only thing i see for yen to be so....minute is for wages
03:26 [yubimusubi] you mean a million en is like $9k?
03:26 [karmine] no
03:26 [karmine] ya
03:26 [karmine] i mean
03:26 [yubimusubi] :)
03:26 [karmine] $8758.8684
03:27 [karmine] they cut money so much
03:27 [karmine] wonder how they deal with change
03:27 [yubimusubi] heheh, it's all good
03:27 [karmine] but i guess net conversion isnt totally accurate
03:28 [yubimusubi] it would be too difficult to turn the entire country onto a different currency
03:28 [karmine] they prolly have their own "cents" and in reality only go to tenths of the "yen"
03:28 [karmine] know what i mean?
03:28 [karmine] guess im just ignorant
03:28 [yubimusubi] erm...no they dont
03:28 [yubimusubi] the lowest unit of currency (at least in circulation) that I know of is the 1 yen coin
03:29 [karmine] thats cool
03:29 [yubimusubi] coins are a lot more common over here than in the states...
03:29 [karmine] whats the largest coin
03:30 [karmine] what are these coins made of too? nickel and copper etc like here?
03:30 [yubimusubi] 500 en
03:30 [jasonfm] welp, im done for today...you will be sent back to your cell where the guards will administer spankings, whips and chains
03:30 [jasonfm] have a good evening :)
03:30 [karmine] wouldnt it be really easy to counterfeit over there if they just use metal?
03:30 [karmine] gn jason
03:31 [yubimusubi] ya, later jasonfm
03:31 [yubimusubi] Well, I've never seen any counterfitting...
03:32 [yubimusubi] remember you need an accurate press
03:36 [karmine] wouldnt be hard
03:37 [yubimusubi] also I think the japanese tend to be more honest :P
03:38 [yubimusubi] it would probably be easy to get caught also...
03:38 [yubimusubi] we all know our neighbors here
03:39 [karmine] even in a city of 650 million people
03:39 [karmine] or w/e
03:39 [yubimusubi] yes, definitely.
03:39 [yubimusubi] People inquire about their neighbors all the time, and in cities most people live one on top of another (apts and such)
03:41 [karmine] just wait for a tsunami or a typhoon
03:41 [karmine] thats why i wont live in japan
03:41 [karmine] those huge apt buildings
03:41 [yubimusubi] heh
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10:51 [RtEy2] ,,,
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11:46 [dylan] I always miss these episodes.
11:48 [chotchki] hmmm?
11:58 [dylan] the karmine logs
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