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Michigan Cop Eats Brownies

> May 11th, 2007 ---

This is all over the news.  I first saw it on CNN Headline News.  I’m sure you’ve all heard the story.  A cop in Dearborn, Michigan resigned after he and his wife ate some marijuana brownies.  The full audio 911 call is difficult to find, so I’ve taken the liberty of hosting it.  I recommend you listen to it; it’s hilarious!

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> May 2nd, 2007 ---

The magic HD-DVD number is 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0. So sue me.

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Ubuntu Feisty Fawn with Beryl

> April 30th, 2007 ---

I saw my cat today outside in the yard. She looked up at the roof of the house, turned toward me, and gave me the most pathetic look accompanied with a helpless squeak of a meow before looking back at the roof. I turned to see what was bothering her, and there was a little bird staring eagerly. The sparrows have been swooping at her quite a bit lately, and in numbers they are pretty powerful.

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Google Suggest

> April 20th, 2007 ---

I hope everyone else had a tokin’ April 20th. I ended up going to see SPC’s band play as part of a Humanities assignment. But it was all fun. So, if you remember my last post, I found something amusing on with Google’s advertising. This time, I found something even better (this appears to be undocumented, so Digg it!)

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Cheap Quantum Computers!

> April 18th, 2007 ---

Well, the title is true according to Google’s sponsored links. You may remember in 2005 about an eBay advertiser allegedly trying to sell African slaves. The keywords people use to identify their products are not exactly the best words. Here’s a real shocker:

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Happy Yuri’s Night

> April 12th, 2007 ---

Another holiday! Just wanted to wish a happy Yuri’s Night to everyone. Oh yea, and take a look at the following comment spam (the only one that got by the math plugin) I received (links redirected). Spammers are going through quite a bit of trouble now, but it would be nice if they obeyed English spelling and grammar rules!

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Hoppy Easter

> April 9th, 2007 ---

Just wanted to wish everyone a belated Happy Zombie Jesus Day!  Zombie Jesus Day is also the anniversary of my music server Canti, which I refer to as my Frankenstein or Zombie computer, since it was rebuilt from spare parts on Easter last year.  Also, no replies about the last post, but I have done a proof of concept in CGI/Perl (source).